do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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