Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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