Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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