Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Randomize
