so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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