dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
me + whiskey = a bad person
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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