its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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