Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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