We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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