He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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