i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
