So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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