should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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