He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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