dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
It was like giving head to a cactus.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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