I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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