I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I pour the whiskey from now on
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
