Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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