just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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