How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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