The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
Randomize
