you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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