So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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