Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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