yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
