We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
