i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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