Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Girls should come with a carfax report
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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