you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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