I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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