I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Randomize
