Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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