Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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