It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
NoShamevember. You game?
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Randomize
