Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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