I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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