Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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