And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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