i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
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