i just google imaged poop.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Randomize
