So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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