She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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