is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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