I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
