Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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