windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I came so hard my ears popped.
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