Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
