If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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