is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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