Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
so much tequila, so little girl.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
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